As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "You old brad, I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."
So simple!The lawyer quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom and said OK. come on..
The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah! I give up! You can have the duck!!"